My son the drama queen

Hassaan (having temper tantrum): "I HAVE TO GO PEE!!!! I'm gonna pee my pants!!!" 

Me (calmly, trying not to roll my eyes): "You're in the bathroom."

Hassaan: "I HAVE TO PEE!!!" (now has no pants on) "I can't hold it and I'll pee on the floor!!!!"

Me: "You're in. the. bathroom."

Hassaan (crying & screaming): "I HAVE TO PEE!!!!"

Me: "Turn around Hassaan. You're standing in front of the toilet."

Hassaan (calmly): "Oh."